Tea @ 611
Title from Múm’s album by the same name, listening to “I’m 9 Today”.
So I’ve commented on comments before. I get a lot of spam-trawler-auto generated ones, which isn’t unusual; I was surprised at the Wow Gold farmers, but hey, you never know who plays Wow these days and maybe they’d have an [...]

Voight-Kampff?
Bladerunner
It’s been a very long time since I received a spam comment worth posting, but this one takes the cake:
“Mary Bale the cat woman reminds me of one of Bladerunner’s replicants – straight after the ‘entre of boiled dog’ query in the Voight-Kampff test; “You find a cat alone in the street. You pet [...]